Road to TriBeca

It´s been a week of little sleep and lots of laughs, I've been in Moscow during the week of Spanish Cinema cooking spanish Tortilla and dancing flamenco in a Russian cuisine TV show. (Viva el surrealismo!) and presenting the film in Brussels Fantastic Fest where you climb on stage and they kind of kill you if you dont sing a song. All the freakies were crying "Chanson! Chanson!" so I chose "Singing in the Rain" Clockwork Orange version "of Course", threw the poor president of the jury on the floor and gave him a series of kicks singing the Gene Kelly´s tune.

Two "Neon Flesh" fans trying to grab a bite

Now I'm preparing my luggage for New York, I´m a nervous wrek cause I will be there in Tribeca with Macarena Gomez and Mario Casas and show "Neon Flesh" will be shown in the same mean streets that gave birth to the talent of Master Scorsese ...

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Wanna listen "Neon Flesh" soundtrack?

Do it HERE...

Today is one of these days... Today, just today, I dont feel like the fatty Doppelganger of Woddy Aleen, gloomy and hypochondriac, Today is a nice day... Just finished the last draft of my new script "Men with no fear" (Sounds good?) it´s a thriller about a gang, bank robbers that... Ups! Monty phyton "Say no more-Wink-Wink" moment, that´s all I can say so far...

Weird stuff you can find in internet, umh?

Oh! And if everything falls in its right place I may be "packaged" (As they say in Hollywood) in a new movie very soon... Or maybe they are fucking with me, who knows...

I just learned that in this Hollywood game, you just need to put all the chips on the table, put all your eggs in different basquets or throw all your balls in the right holes (Choose your favourite metaphor) and suddenly, you realize your going home with the sponge bob doll when you wanted Patrick Star in the first place...

This picture makes me feel dirty...

Neon Flesh in Tribeca

Im gonna be a part of it ... Neeeeew Yooooork Neeeew Yoooork! (Weird and scary imitation of Liza Minelli) ... Yes We´re in! "Neon Flesh" will be in New York!

"Taxi driver" taking a walk near the Festival

Ten years ago Robert de Niro decided to create this Festival and now is the second most important festival in the United States, with the permission of Sundance... But try to compare New York in spring with a poky old town lost in the middle of a frozen mountain, plus talkin about Roberts I´ve always been more Robert De Niro like than Robert Redford like.

So from April 20 to May 1 we will be on the other side of the ocean going through the "Mean Streets" Scorsese portrayed over 30 years ago, right next to Macarena Gomez, Damaso Conde and Mario Casas, my beloved actors...

"Why the hell are we in this film industry, if not for these little moments? Someday I will tell my grandchildren that Max Cady himself aka Travis Bickle looked at me while cried the "we´re not worthy" hymn.

"Robert what?" they will tell me (Let´s not forget we´re talking about 2050) "Robert de Niro, children, you know..." And then they will realize "Oh, yes, the grumpy grandpa in "Meet the Parents"... and Blam! Just like that, a nuclear apocalipshit and will end up with everything... Where are we coming to? For Christ sake! Fucking Vito Corleone´s in da house!

But let´s come back to present day

I promise I will get my Iphone, my Ipod and whatever shit it takes to catch up on my New Yorker misadventures, I know I promised and I failed a thousand times (Who has time to type with a ton of scripts that I have to read in English without spanish subtitles?) but now I will be online all day, Now that Im on fucking facebook... I´ve no other chance....